{"id":226,"date":"2008-10-16T14:56:18","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T12:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/?p=226"},"modified":"2008-10-16T14:56:18","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T12:56:18","slug":"the-monkeys-on-the-internets-have-nothing-on-these-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/2008\/10\/16\/the-monkeys-on-the-internets-have-nothing-on-these-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"The monkeys on the internets have nothing on these guys&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have always had a problem in this apartment with not getting hot water.<\/p>\n<p>We would have to let it run for 10 minutes or more before it got &#8220;hot&#8221;. And it never got <strong>HOT. <\/strong>By <strong>HOT<\/strong>, I mean hot enough that you have to turn on the cold water faucet to blend the water so that it doesn&#8217;t burn.<\/p>\n<p>I never gets that hot.<\/p>\n<p>But we adapted.<\/p>\n<p>But the water stopped coming out of the hot faucet entirely. Or it would spurt out and stop. and spurt and stop.<\/p>\n<p>We had the staff of the apartment building look at it several times. And when they were here it was fine.<\/p>\n<p>We finally had to play bad cop, good cop. We went down stairs and kaddee, very rationally, tried to explain the problem. I interrupted and railed and generally &#8220;made a scene&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The next day we had no less than 6 workmen in our bathrooms. (might have had a peak of 7 at one point, with them all coming and going, I kinda lost track).<\/p>\n<p>I tried to explain the problems:<\/p>\n<p>1. The water pressure is erratic to the point of getting no water, followed by enough pressure to knock a pigeon off a garbage truck.<\/p>\n<p>2. When we had water, it wasn&#8217;t hot.<\/p>\n<p>So they turned on the water and let it run for a couple of minutes and determined it was hot enough. I assured them in no uncertain terms &#8220;uh, no. that&#8217;s not hot. I want STEAM&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>They (and I am not making this up) banged on the pipes with a wrench. and tested it again. &#8220;See hot&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;no, no steam? do you see steam? call me when you see steam&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As I was leaving the bathroom, problem #1 reared its ugly head. [we had never been able to repro problem while they were here].<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;AHA! LOOK! MAFISH MAYA&#8221; (no water)<\/p>\n<p>There was much muttering and they sent off one of the junior workmen. I understood enough to know where they sent him:<\/p>\n<p>They sent him off for a new hose for the shower head. The thinking being that the hose was clogged.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to explain to them why their reasoning was faulty:<\/p>\n<p>the cold water behaves fine. Great water pressure. The cold water comes through the same hose that the hot water comes through, ergo&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;uh. Wait 1 minute. new hose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrug and wait.<\/p>\n<p>They replace the hose and turn on the water and (thank god!) no hot water&#8230;.. They turn on the cold water, plenty of water. Turn on hot no water.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm, fancy that. It wasn&#8217;t the hose. [Once I lost the &#8220;it aint the hose because the cold water works fine&#8221; battle, I never even bothered to ask why it was the same in the sink (no hose) and the other shower. I figured it was faster and easier to allow them to figure it out then to try to save them time and effort]<\/p>\n<p>More people were called up. A man in &#8220;nice&#8221; clothes came up to see what the problem was. [The rest of the men had on overalls]<\/p>\n<p>They went down to the apartment below to check his water pressure.<\/p>\n<p>And came back up. Apparently it was localized to this apartment.<\/p>\n<p>Except for the hose, nothing was replaced. But they (again, no joking) banged on the pipes and joints and valves for about 2 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Then they called me into the bathroom to see.<\/p>\n<p>Very good water pressure, tons of grit in the sinks and shower (that came out of the faucets) and HOT-ish water. [hot enough to shower comfortably, but not <strong>HOT <\/strong>enough to need cold water added].<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, the hot water pipe was clogged with grind\/sand. [I clean the aerator\/screens on the faucets about once per month to get rid of the build up]. The banging broke up enough of it and flushed it from the pipes.<\/p>\n<p>Since then the water pressure and temperature are far better than they ever have been in this apartment.<\/p>\n<p>It still is poor enough that if this were my house in the states, I would be replacing the water heater or looking for another cause.<\/p>\n<p>But it is as good as it is going to get here, I am afraid.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the old saying of putting enough monkeys[1] in a room with typewriters, and you will get the combined works of Shakespeare holds true.<\/p>\n<p>Just substitute &#8220;wrenches&#8221; for &#8220;typewriters&#8221; and &#8220;hot water&#8221; for &#8220;works of Shakespeare&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And you need 7 of them.<\/p>\n<p>[1] Which is not to say I am comparing Egyptians to monkeys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have always had a problem in this apartment with not getting hot water. We would have to let it run for 10 minutes or more before it got &#8220;hot&#8221;. And it never got HOT. By HOT, I mean hot enough that you have to turn on the cold water faucet to blend the water [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}