{"id":238,"date":"2009-02-07T11:07:58","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T09:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/?p=238"},"modified":"2009-02-07T11:07:58","modified_gmt":"2009-02-07T09:07:58","slug":"i-hope-i-never-need-an-ambulance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/2009\/02\/07\/i-hope-i-never-need-an-ambulance\/","title":{"rendered":"I hope I never need an ambulance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a function somewhere recently ( I don&#8217;t remember where) when someone brought up the subject of<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If I need to get to the hospital, should I just get in a taxi or call an ambulance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I laughed and replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Get in a taxi. It will get you there faster and it&#8217;s not like the ambulance staff can do anything for you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a title=\"wooh-wooh-wooh-wooh.. oops, he's dead\" href=\"http:\/\/www.egypttoday.com\/article.aspx?ArticleID=8348\">Then this article came out in Egypt Today<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Brand new, shiney ambulances. I am still going to get in a taxi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a function somewhere recently ( I don&#8217;t remember where) when someone brought up the subject of If I need to get to the hospital, should I just get in a taxi or call an ambulance. I laughed and replied: Get in a taxi. It will get you there faster and it&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}