{"id":59,"date":"2006-10-09T15:13:11","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T13:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/?p=59"},"modified":"2006-10-09T15:13:11","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T13:13:11","slug":"mafeesh-fakka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/2006\/10\/09\/mafeesh-fakka\/","title":{"rendered":"Mafeesh Fakka&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The above translates into &#8220;I have no change&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I know I have talked about &#8220;small money&#8221; and the process of getting change before, but it is a constant problem\/annoyance.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the other day Kaddee and I went to the coffee bean shop to buy beans. They roast their own beans.<\/p>\n<p>We won&#8217;t talk about how it takes <strong><em>forever <\/em><\/strong>for the clerk to get the beans out of the hanging container they are in because the spout is somehow blocked and no matter how <strong>hard <\/strong>he beats on it with his hand, or how often he sticks his grimy fingers in the spout only about 8 beans come out at once and how this happens <strong><em>EVERYTIME <\/em><\/strong>we buy beans and how about 30 seconds with a ruler or a pencil or  broom handle would fix the bean holder constipation problem.<\/p>\n<p>No, we won&#8217;t talk about that.<\/p>\n<p>Instead we will talk about paying for the beans.<\/p>\n<p>The total was, IIRC, 46LE. Kaddee gave him a 100LE note.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at it and said, in English &#8220;change?&#8221;. I looked at him and said<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mafeesh Fakka&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which is what <em><strong>EVERY  <\/strong><\/em>shopkeeper will tell you.<\/p>\n<p>He looked stunned for a second and then laughed and told the 3 guys behind the counter what had transpired, and everybody got a big chuckle out of it.<\/p>\n<p>The cashier reached under the cash register and pulled out a STACK of 1LE notes, brand new from the bank. We got brand new bills in change. He chuckled the entire time.<\/p>\n<p>Turning the tables is fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The above translates into &#8220;I have no change&#8221;. I know I have talked about &#8220;small money&#8221; and the process of getting change before, but it is a constant problem\/annoyance. Anyway, the other day Kaddee and I went to the coffee bean shop to buy beans. They roast their own beans. We won&#8217;t talk about how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cultural-differences"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}