{"id":88,"date":"2007-01-12T12:09:25","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T10:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/?p=88"},"modified":"2007-01-12T12:09:25","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T10:09:25","slug":"name-snipped-to-avoid-deportation-patted-my-wifes-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/2007\/01\/12\/name-snipped-to-avoid-deportation-patted-my-wifes-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"[name snipped to avoid deportation] patted my wife&#8217;s ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The good Doctor and I were at one of the many parties put on by one of the many ex-pats.<\/p>\n<p>There were some &#8220;famous&#8221; people there. Famous being a relative term: authors, egyptologists, entertainers.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, there was one older gentleman there. He is rather well known in the world of Egyptology, but shall remain nameless. [The libel laws are very strong and swiftly applied in Egypt.]<\/p>\n<p>As the good doctor passed this gentleman in the hallway, she got a firm, but gentle pat on the ass. The patter did not break stride in the conversation he was having with the person next to him. If you weren&#8217;t paying close attention, you never would have seen it.<\/p>\n<p>She told me afterwards. We chuckled. She has joined a very large and distinguished group of women.<\/p>\n<p>It is almost a rite of passage. heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good Doctor and I were at one of the many parties put on by one of the many ex-pats. There were some &#8220;famous&#8221; people there. Famous being a relative term: authors, egyptologists, entertainers. Anyway, there was one older gentleman there. He is rather well known in the world of Egyptology, but shall remain nameless. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cairochronicles.com\/jack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}