Jack’s Cairo Chronicles

We are trying to plan a short vacation (1 week or so) on the cheap.
Work is crazy busy, so getting away for longer is hard.

2 (or so) years ago we had a vacation coming up and I wanted to be able to
see where we could travel to for about $X from Cairo.

I wanted a tool that would let me put in a departure point and enter in an amount and have it give me a list of fares.

There was nothing like that at the time.

There is now.
http://www.kayak.com/explore

Fun to play with

A quote from a book I read recently titled:

The Sex Lives of Cannibals

“The foreigners one meets tend to live life in a vivid and eccentric sort of way, and when you listen to their tales of high adventure in the South Seas, you find that you are subsequently ruined from a conversational point of view, that you can no longer even pretend to be remotely interested in someone’s trip to the mall, or their thoughts about the stock market, or their opinions about the relative merit of a football player, and soon you will be branded as aloof, simply because once, on a faraway island, you heard some pretty good stories.”

Another one of those reminders about how different things are here. Not always better, not always worse, just different.

Yesterday I went to the pharmacy to get a prescription filled. The nice lady behind the counter checked and they did not have the item I required.

She offered to phone the pharmacy across the street to see if they had it.

I said that would be great and that I would do some other shopping while she did that.

I go through the store to get the other items I needed and returned to the pharmacy window.

The nice lady says:

Yes, they have it across the street. Here is your prescription.

and she handed me the doctors prescription sheet and smiled.

I blinked.

I blinked again.

Then it dawned on me.

They are not going to send “a boy” scurrying across the street to fetch my medication for me.

I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO WALK OVER THERE MYSELF. IN THE RAIN.

ay da?!

And this is supposedly a civilized country!

harumph.

Stolen from another blog I read, Egypt’s version of “The Onion”.

El Koshary

Tonight I get on a plane to NYC. This is the first time I have flown domestically in 3+ years.

And it is the first flight since we arrived back in the US in July.
…. that is 5 months since our last flight.

In 3 years in Egypt I am pretty sure we never went that long between flights.

We are doing something wrong..

A friend of ours states that the equation for a successful social gathering  involves the correct ratio of “fascinating” people to “charming” people.

Fascinating people are the folks that have great stories and love to tell them.

Charming people are the folks that listen, with pithy commentary such as “oooh. really?”, “that’s hilarious” and the ever popular “wow”

I trust you get the idea.

Since we have been back in the US, we find ourselves being fascinating far more often than charming.

Not sure what to do about that.

A blog I read, Living in Egypt,
recently linked to a satirical news site in Egypt called El Koshary Today.

Sort of an Egyptian “The Onion”.

Most of it won’t really be amusing or enlightening unless you have spent time in Egypt.

But it is a pretty good chuckle anyway.

Man I would love a bowl of koshary.

We just heard that another set of friends from AUC are moving on up.

They are relocating to Dubai.

Another couple has moved to Oslo.

Another couple has moved to Portland (OR).

Another friend relocated to the SF Bay area.

This is all since we left in August.

Of our “cohort” (which is the group of people that went through orientation with us) we can’t think of anyone that is still there.

Now I am sure that there is an influx of people coming in, and we do still have a few friends there. But from this end, it looks like AUC is emptying out.

There was also a recent article about a 30% drop in study abroad students this year.

All of these are bad signs.

Now it is possible that people coming in now may have higher retention. Mainly because they don’t know any better. I mean, we moved there when the campus was still downtown. There were lots of reasons to dislike or even despise the downtown campus. But at least it wasn’t in the middle of the desert.

People that came in when we did (or before) were (at least partially) drawn there to live _in_ Cairo. Many of them were unhappy with the move to new campus.

Some of our friends have made choices to stay for various reasons:

• Close to retirement
• Their field of study requires them to be in Cairo or the Middle East
• Financial: one can live very comfortably in Cairo on a academic’s salary. Much more comfortably than most places in the US. Certainly more comfortable than any large city in the US

But it seems that people with options are leaving.

This AUC Diaspora is good in one way for us (and it _is_ all about us):

We now have friends scattering to the four corners of the globe. Which means lots of free lodging!

“The Stranger” weekly alternative newspaper in Seattle has a slightly….. artistic (autistic?) bent to it, as is to be expected (and encouraged) in an alternative newspaper.

They have a regular feature that retells selected entries from the police blotter.

Last week’s entry made me think of Cairo for 2 reasons:

• FIRE! (which will only make sense to some of our friends in Cairo…)

• it referenced a name that was vaguely familiar. I read the article, paused and went back to re-read the name to make sure it said what I though it said…

It made me chuckle.

Re-acclimating to Settle brings with it a bunch of do’s, don’ts and don’t-have-tos, big and small.

Do’s:

• OBEY RED LIGHTS. My god, what a waste of time to sit there waiting for the light to change.
• Use the sidewalks. Ay da?
• Carry my own groceries. How barbaric.

Don’t

• Don’t cross the street in the middle, weaving between cars. This seems to startle the locals.
• Don’t walk in the street. ITS A PEFECTLY GOOD STREET, but nooooo, we have to walk on the sidewalk.
• Don’t audibly make fun of people as you pass them on the street. They can understand me here.
• Don’t sing at the top of my lungs while listeing to music at work. Being back in a cube farm is a drag. (Thankfully, singing like this on the bus is apparently still accepted practice here in Seattle.)
• Have to answer inane questions about:

“How did you like it? Glad to be back?”. Again and again…

Don’t-have-tos:

• Don’t have to answer inane questions about:

“Where you from? How many children do you have? How many wives do you have”. again and again

• We don’t have to horde “small money” anymore. We are both constantly opening our wallets to find 15 singles, and 5 fives and realizing “ya know, i don’t need to do this anymore..”
• Horde booze. I nearly had a seizure when kaddee used the _good_ cream liquor in the coffee on Sunday morning.

What the hell are you doing? Don’t waste that in coffee! Don’t you know how hard it is to get that?!. My god we have to……………….  uh, go down the street and buy another bottle. Never mind.